BEAU
chapter 2
SMELLIN' PRETTY
That alligator meat sure was good. Beau's mama fixed us up some in a gumbo. There never was any better eatin’, the way Beau's mama cooked up things, lessen it was my mamas cookin’.
After eatin’, Beau and I decided we would mess around the
swamp some more fore going to take a swim.
But Beau's mama said no. She said
it was time to start quiltin’ and for us to go fetch the quilt frame from my
mama. I hated it when it was time to
quilt. Beau's mama and my mama and
sisters would just' sit and laugh and sew and tell stories forever and bein’ as
we were too young to go trap with our papas, we had to do most of the work
around the house since they were too busy.
Leon thought that weren't fair.
Said he'd be glad to quilt with my sisters. Beau said he was sick in the head and a
sissy. Leon said, “If I were you Beau, I
wouldn't talk about who was a sissy since you are the one wearin’ them flowery
ole' women's britches.” Before they
could start a fight, Beau's mama sent us to get the quilt frame which was over
our sheep shed. I hated climbin’ over
them sheep to get the frame down ‘cause of that mean ole' ram. But Beau said he'd help since he liked
climbin’ over the sheep. Said they
looked like nice little fluffy clouds floatin’ near the ground waitin’ to be
jumped on.
When we were inside the shed, Beau said that the ole'
quiltin’ frame sticks sure had to put up with a lot, what with havin’ to hear
them women giggle and talk 'bout everybody.
Beau said one day he was gonna be one of them sticks and when my sisters
started talkin’ 'bout him he was gonna jump up real fast and swat them upside
their heads. Beau started to swat just
to show me how and swatted his hand upside a yellow jackets nest and got
stung. I reckon God was telling him he
shouldn't talk like that.
Well, when Beau got stung, he jumped so far that he fell out of the top of that shed and bounced head over heels, swattin’ and yellin’ about them yellow jackets, straight down some boards my paw was savin’ and landed face first right in the middle of a fresh sheep patty. His bouncin’ caused me to lose my balance, too, and I followed him down. But good ole' Beau was lookin’ out after me ‘cause he saved me from fallin’ in the same place. Only trouble was, when I landed on Beau, it caused him to fling his face in the sheep patty again, which made Beau shout so loud that the sheep got scared and started runnin’ and leapin’ everywhere, even on top of me and Beau.
Beau sure looked funny in them ole' flowery overalls
covered in sheep stuff while he clung to the neck of the ole' ram who had
decided we were after his ladies and proceeded to butt us. Butted Beau so hard that he was flung upside
the boards paw was saving' causin’ them to break and fall on his head. It was then that I saw some red on Beau's
face mixed with all that sheep stuff.
“Beau, you been hurt,” I said and ran to find
my maw. At first Maw just laughed and said that sheep
stuff ought to make them flowers on Beau's overalls grow some more. Said that she never seen two boys get into so
much trouble over nothing and made me clean Beau's face ‘cause he was too
banged up. Beau always had a way of
getting’ out of doing things for himself.
I leaned Beau upside the shed and proceeded to clean his
face when suddenly, he started twitchin’ and flitchin’ and bouncin’ himself all
over the ground. “Maw, Beau's hurt
bad. He's having a fit.” I shouted as Beau flung himself at me,
shoutin’, “Ants! I'm covered in ants,
you idjit.” How did I know that ants
wanted to be in the same spot Beau wanted to sit on?
Maw said she could tell Beau was all right now ‘cause he
was so full of life. Beau said it was
all my fault that he was all beat up ‘cause I always made him do my work for
me. I told him he was dang dumb and
crazy and that being as he was better; he could clean his own self up now.
When he was cleaned up, Beau didn't look much better what
with a black eye on one side of his face and a swollen eye on the other from
the sting. Not to mention all of them
ant bites up and down his body.
Beau just laughed and said he was goin’ home and tell his
maw that he and an ole' bobcat were learnin’ to dance and he didn't learn too
well. Said she wouldn't believe the
truth anyhow. How could he blame his
troubles on an ole' quiltin’ frame?
Well, Beau's maw didn't believe that story about the bobcat
‘cause Beau's overalls weren't torn to shreds.
Said Beau musta got into some other kind of trouble and didn't want to
tell her about it ‘cause he was covered in mess and stunk. Said Beau was tryin’ to make her old before
her time and that he must have been tryin’ to get rid of them overalls. Made him put on one of her ole' dresses again
and go out back and pound them overalls clean before she put the switch to
him. Beau said that sheep stuff was good
for flowers, but Beau's mama said water was better.
Beau sat there poundin’ his overalls wishin’ his brother,
Leon, would hurry up and outgrow his britches so he could get rid of these
flowery ones for good. Maybe his maw
could use some of those pelts’ daddy trapped to make him some new overalls, he
said, even though he knew better ‘cause she sure could use some of that money
for new material for dresses, especially since he was usin’ them dresses up
faster than she was. Just the same, Beau
was getting’ mighty tired of wearin’ them ole' sissy flower pants.
Beau was in the middle of his poundin’ and fussin’ when his paw came over and said he had heard how Beau broke my paw's boards from bouncin’ down them and that
when Beau was through poundin’
his clothes, he'd have to get out of that dress and go help me and paw cut some
new boards. Said that Beau should clean
out our sheep shed to help pay for the trouble he caused. Then he just laughed and said Beau was
lookin' more like a girl every day.
When Beau got to my place, my paw said that he'd rather
Beau just cleaned up the sheep shed instead.
Said Beau would probably cause the tree to fall in the wrong direction
or split it in two or somethin’.
So, me
and Beau had to clean the shed. Funny
how Beau never got to do these things by himself and that I always seemed to be
handy to help him get out of trouble.
Not only did we have to clean up all the sheep mess and get
the quilt frame down, but paw said that all that trash and boards and such
should be cleaned out, too, and burned. I said, “Maybe our maws could quilt
Beau a new pair of britches.”